Motivational and Funny Weight Loss Quotes

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The first rule of Fat Club is that you don’t talk about Fat Club. But if you have ever sat in the circle of a weight loss group I can pretty much guarantee that you have heard at least one of these motivational and funny weight loss quotes. Here are some of my favourites.

motivational and funny weight loss quotes

Motivational and Funny Weight Loss Quotes.

          motivational and funny weight loss quotes 1  ” A Moment on the Lips…A Lifetime on the Hips”

       “Little Pickers wear Bigger Knickers”                               motivational and funny weight loss quotes

                  motivational and funny weight loss sayings” Keep an Open Mind and a Closed Refrigerator”

” He who indulges, Bulges”                                                 motivational and funny weight loss quotes

As the eternal late night cupboard searcher, those first few have always been top of my list of motivators.

motivational and funny weight loss quotes  “Eat, Drink and be Merry. For tomorrow we Diet”

“Every Taste adds to the Waist”                        motivational and funny weight loss quotes

motivational and funny weight loss quotes            ” Never eat more than you can lift” – Miss Piggy

( Who doesn’t need a Muppet based motivational quote?)

” Keep saying that you’ll diet tomorrow? You’re a wishful shrinker!”              Motivational and funny weight loss quotes

motivational and funny weight loss quotes             “The hardest part of dieting is keeping your mouth shut.”

   “Some diets are so good, they take your BREADTH away.”                motivational and funny weight loss quotes

motivational and funny weight loss quotes            “Get rid of 200 ugly & unwanted pounds in a day…Divorce Him!”

( Please note: ARoseTintedWorld can accept no responsibility for any relationships ruined by these quotes.)

Finally, it is always very important to remember…

“Beauty is an inside job.”                                      Motivational and funny weight loss quotes

I hope that you found this pictorial guide to motivational and funny weight loss quotes useful and amusing. Was your favourite quote in there? I would love to hear if you have any further quotes of your own that I haven’t covered. Do comment on here or get in touch with me on social media.

        And… I hope to see a lot less of you next time!

Enjoyed this? Why not read my best tips of dieting in The 10 Commandments of Weight Loss

or read how I tried to find my exercise ‘thing’ in Anyone for Tennis?

I’m taking part in the Wellbeing Wonders linky with Becca from Beccas Blogs It Out and Emma from Sunshine and Rain.

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6 Replies to “Motivational and Funny Weight Loss Quotes”

  1. Becca says:

    Some of these are really funny! I’ve definitely heard a few of those during my fat club days #WellbeingWonders

    Reply
    1. Jo Boyne says:

      Ha ha. Don’t think my other half has seen that one yet!

      Reply
  2. Rosie Doal says:

    I do find some of these very funny – especially the knickers one – never heard that before lol! #BloggerClubUK

    Reply

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