Motivational and Funny Weight Loss Quotes

Are you losing weight or trying to lose weight and are looking for some weight loss motivation quote ideas? If you have ever sat in the circle of a weight loss group I can pretty much guarantee that you have heard at least one of these motivational and funny weight loss quotes. Here are some of my favourites.

Motivational and Funny Weight Loss Quotes.

The first rule of fat club is that you don’t talk about fat club. But whilst most of the talk and topics you hear in your slimming groups need to stay confidential and anonymous, these funny diet quotes and weight loss motivation quotes are perfectly alright to share. In fact, these funny quotes and weight loss one liners are sure to help keep you going when you start to lose your diet motivation. 

A Moment On The Lips – A Lifetime On The Hips

The first of our funny quotes about weight loss is this one. At the end of the day, whether you are following a diet or just trying to eat healthily it is worth remembering that what you put in your mouth feeds your body. 

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Little Pickers Wear Bigger Knickers

This is one of those funny losing weight quotes that is perfect for printing out and putting on your fridge or food cupboard. Anywhere where art might make you think twice about breaking your diet by delving in there.

Keep An Open Mind and A Closed Refrigerator

Following on the theme of staying out of the fridge when you are trying to lose weight.

He Who Indulges, Bulges

This is a great rhyming quote. And again, is a perfect reminder that whilst it is fine to have the odd treat, too much of a good thing is not always good for you.

As the eternal late night cupboard searcher, those first few have always been top of my list of motivators.

Eat, Drink And Be Merry. For Tomorrow We Diet

Are you one of those people who always says that they will start ‘tomorrow’? Then this next funny diet quotes is for you.

Every Taste Adds To The Waste

This was one of my last slimming club leader’s favourite losing weight funny quotes. 

Don’t Let Your Weekend Become Your Weak End

And the next in our list of funny quotes about dieting is this reminder to not let what you eat and drink at the weekend undo all the good work that you have put in throughout the week. Again, this can pretty much apply to most things.

Never Eat More Than You Can Lift

Who doesn’t need Muppet inspired weight loss motivation quotes? This next funny sayings about losing weight comes from none other than Miss Piggy herself. I don’t think she is telling you to stop having intimate dinners, but just to think about how much you are eating.

Keep saying that you’ll diet tomorrow? You’re a wishful shrinker!

This next of our quotes weight loss has inspired is for those who are constantly procrastinating about starting.

The hardest part of dieting is keeping your mouth shut.

Some Diets Are So Good, They Take Your BREADTH Away

Get Rid Of 200 Ugly, Unwanted Pounds In A Day…Divorce Him!

( Please note: ARoseTintedWorld can accept no responsibility for any relationships ruined by these funny weight loss quotes.)

Finally, it is always very important to remember…

If You Eat Rubbish, You Will Feel Rubbish

This isn’t just one of those funny quotes on weight loss, it reminds us that if we constantly eat the wrong things, we will probably not feel well in the long run. While you may find diet quotes funny, this one does have a pretty serious message.

Beauty Is An Inside Job

An it is always worth remembering when reading all these funny inspirational weight loss quotes that it does not truly matter what the outside of your body looks like, as long as you are healthy and feel beautiful inside too.

Did You Enjoy These Funny Weight Loss Quotes?

I hope that you found this pictorial guide to motivational and weight loss funny quotes useful and amusing. Do you find diet motivation quotes funny? Were your favourite funny weight quotes in there? 

Why not read my best tips of dieting in The 10 Commandments of Weight Loss

Find more inspirational weight loss quotes here and some more motivational quotes here

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